Instagram Star Emily Elizabeth Shuts Down Her Summer, Browns Fans Gone Wild & Auburn Fans Fighting Each Other – OutKick

It is a nice morning to let your feelings movement

I wish to go on report this morning by saying I’m fully positive that 2021 was an enormous fluke season out of MY Bengals. It was magical, however it’s clear two video games into the 2022 season the Bungals caught lightning in a bottle on the best way to almost determining a approach to win the Tremendous Bowl.

I’m not a soccer professional such as you see on TV, however I’ve watched sufficient Cincinnati soccer to know we’re coping with a group that thought it was going to stroll into the 2022 season pulling off miracle wins like 2021. We’ve got a group that’s shook after a snap price them a win over the Steelers and a group that allowed Cooper Rush to beat them.

Throw in a quarterback who appears listless and we’ve got an actual situation in Cincinnati.

Now, the one saving grace right here is that the AFC North is the dumpster fireplace I anticipated it to be. The Ravens are nonetheless a defensive catastrophe. The Browns are the Browns and the Steelers ought to be 0-2.

The dangerous information for the Bengals is that the schedule isn’t form they usually now have only a 21% chance of constructing the playoffs.

Other observations from sitting round on the patio watching soccer:

  1. Congratulations to the man who spent $8 on the Jags within the Gauntlet draft the place I began laughing. The joke is on me as a result of the Jags will both lead or be in a tie for the AFC South by the top of the night time. And because the Titans are enjoying the Payments, I’ll predict the Jags can have an outright lead going into Week 3.
  2. It is likely to be time to Outdated Yeller Matt Ryan’s (16 of 30, 195 yards, 3 INTs) NFL profession. Perhaps? The Colts are formally on the clock to draft a quarterback.
  3. Simply consider the smile on Jimmy G’s face this morning as he lays in mattress with some Instagram mannequin.
  4. Trey Lance is finished in S.F., proper?
  5. The Seahawks rushed for 36 yards towards the 49ers! That’s the sixth-fewest speeding yards during a regular season game in the Pete Carroll era.
  6. The Lions have a playoff offense. Now, Detroit followers will suppose I’m trolling them. The Lions simply put up 191 yards of speeding on Washington. Now let’s see Detroit do 140 speeding yards on the highway and I’ll have full affirmation it is a playoff group.
  7. Congrats to these of you who drafted Amon-Ra St. Brown in fantasy leagues.
  8. This was an enormous prediction by Tony Romo:

Suburbia dilemma of the Weekend

• I used to be on the patio having a number of Saturday night time beers with a neighbor and making an attempt to remain out of deep conversations when Collin began in on Mrs. Screencaps along with his cellphone stance. He claims his daughter gained’t get one till eighth grade and it’ll include severe stipulations.

Personally, I used to be simply making an attempt to observe Ohio State rating 77 on MY Toledo Rockets, however I assured him I’d deliver it up with the Screencaps group.

Help this man by sharing your knowledge on this topic. Stroll us by way of the cellphone stage.


Has Collinsworth all the time been a pompous ass?

• Gerard W. writes:

Has Cris Collinsworth all the time been a pompous ass?  Is he like all of the blue checkmark journalists that you simply used to work with?  For f–ks sake…….

I feel the factor that drives me craziest about Collinsworth is that he handed down that voice to his son who will now be rammed down our ear canals for the following 30 years no less than. God Help me if I’m holed up in a Florida double-wide 30 years from now and Jac Collinsworth is the play-by-play man for Google’s Sunday NFL Ticket.

Fires and crappy soccer

• Indy Daryl was down on Russell Wilson earlier than the Broncos pulled out a 4th quarter victory:

Good night! Don’t pay for any cable, or premium soccer packages, so at present watching the Cowboys vs Bengals. Sorry to see your cats wrestle! At all times root for Burrow and can proceed to take action; hope they will pull out a fourth-quarter comeback. That being stated, I feel my broncos are toast. They bathroom completely horrible with Wilson… ugh gonna be a protracted season.

Glad I had Saturday night time during which there was a hearth on the deck (thanks Solo Range!) and a hearth within the grill with scrumptious wings! Have an amazing remainder of the night time and look ahead to an amazing begin of the week.

Jason D. is again with an replace on his spouse’s fortieth birthday

• You would possibly bear in mind Jason D. because the Screencaps reader whose spouse had a giant birthday arising, however she didn’t wish to do a getaway with mates as a result of Jason’s had some points with seizures.

Jason supplies an replace:

Hey Joe, It’s been a number of weeks since I checked in. My spouse’s fortieth birthday got here and went with none tears being shed so I’ll take it. Due to the recommendation provided up by you and the screencaps group, I didn’t push her into taking a woman’s journey to have fun this milestone. She is simply not prepared to go away me alone due to my seizures. We’ve got agreed that she is going to fly to Michigan in December to see a pal. I hope she is ready to do it when the time comes. 

Like most occasions in my life, I’m late arriving to the storage fridge get together. My spouse known as me a number of weeks in the past and informed me I would want to discover a approach to pick-up my “new” storage fridge that night time. She had discovered a 1991 Whirlpool at a storage sale for $25. I used to be skeptical however excited. I’ve solely talked about how cool a storage fridge could be just some occasions in her presence. She filed that away in her thoughts and located one at a random storage sale. She purchased the fridge for me however her pleasure degree vastly elevated after I acquired the fridge plugged in and loaded with a few of her favorites. 

My brother and I went that night time to get the fridge. The house owners have been older and have been shifting to a smaller home. They’d lived in that home for 30 years and the fridge was model new once they moved in. As their youngsters acquired older they put in the lock on the aspect. The proprietor shared that they cherished their youngsters however additionally they cherished beer so that they needed to discover a approach to shield each. As a father of three younger youngsters that may sometime change into youngsters, I couldn’t respect the lock anymore. 

My fridge sticker recreation is simply getting began however the footage shared by the screencap group has given me motivation to get going. The Busch Gentle inventory at my native Sam’s membership has been empty for the final 3 weeks so my present inventory is low. I do have some apple pie “moonshine” that’s growing older behind the fridge that ought to be prepared in a pair weeks. I might be blissful to ship you a pattern however I’m undecided consuming do-it-yourself “moonshine” from a man in Missouri is on the prime of your listing. Thanks once more Joe for reminding us widespread people that we’re widespread for good causes. 

How lengthy is that this going to take?

I noticed this man mowing grass on Saturday morning. Okay, so I suppose he’s knowledgeable and he’s simply doing his job. 

That is the historic Selma Mansion in Leesburg, Virginia. 

What do you consider the stripes? 

What do you consider one man working alone with a mower that measurement on quite a bit that massive? 

How lengthy is that going to take? 

In any case, it’s a gorgeous property in a gorgeous space – Leesburg. I’d advocate visiting for some good golf programs, wineries and mountaineering. 

Thanks for all of the enjoyable content material. Stick with it! 

Properly, based mostly on my .25 acre suburban unfold, I’d should assume this man spent 7-10 hours, relying on what number of beer stops he made alongside the best way, to hammer out this Saturday mowing session.

Or you might say he labored by way of GameDay & the Purdue-Syracuse early recreation after which completed up across the time Auburn was getting its ass kicked on the Plains.

What do I consider one man dealing with that job? I feel it’s fully maniacal habits, particularly on a Saturday, however that’s positively not the property proprietor hammering out a ridiculous Saturday session. Not when you might have a pool like that.

And I’m not a zero-turn man, so I do not know. Do this stuff have laser sights to maintain the strains straight? There’s little to no waggle in these stripes.

Hearth up the fireplace pits

• Mike T. in Idaho declares it’s fireplace pit season:

• And naturally, the Screencaps readers with 30 acres of burn area can’t let suburbia have its enjoyable. Ryan O. needed to go and exhibit his inferno:

Mississippi DOT takes a shot on the NCAA:

• Invoice C. in Ridgeland, MS has been on one thing of a content material bender the final couple of weeks. Invoice writes:

MDOT is wanting to provide the NCAA extra enforcement powers 

Beer cleaning soap costs appear excessive

• Invoice W. writes:

 I hate to trouble you once more, however I noticed this at Cabelas. 

Am I the one one who thinks it’s ridiculous {that a} single bar of Busch cleaning soap prices greater than a six-pack of Busch Gentle bottles? Thanks Biden.

Perch fishing dawn

• Beau in Toledo had himself a weekend. There are only a few issues in life as rewarding as bringing ’em in two at a time within the western basin of Lake Erie on a gorgeous weekend morning:

Dawn on Lake Erie with Household and perch rods

And now we’re able to roll this week. Fall is right here. Put together to sacrifice Saturdays to the pumpkin patches and apple orchards. It’s time.

Have an amazing day throughout this unbelievable place we name house.


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